| Other teenagers: | parties every day, is involved in multiple pregnancy scares and are generally wasted 24/7 |
| Their parents: | doesn't give a damn |
| Me: | forgets to put clothes in the hamper after a shower |
| My parents: | WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU THINK WE'RE YOUR SLAVES OH GOD YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL AND TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WE CAN'T COPE WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR WE'RE CALLING A LAWYER WAIT NO WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE PRIEST AND GET HIM TO SORT YOU OUT DEVIL CHILD |