Other teenagers:parties every day, is involved in multiple pregnancy scares and are generally wasted 24/7
Their parents:doesn't give a damn
Me:forgets to put clothes in the hamper after a shower
My parents:WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO YOU THINK WE'RE YOUR SLAVES OH GOD YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL AND TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WE CAN'T COPE WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR WE'RE CALLING A LAWYER WAIT NO WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE PRIEST AND GET HIM TO SORT YOU OUT DEVIL CHILD